I miss English food but I have continued gorging myself with all you can eat buffets – 100 items, all in batter or special gravy (a la ‘felch’) -> real choice, extra value!
For example, following a delicious (and artistic) meal, I had to get three people to pull me out of the dining booth as I had 4 portions of this culinary masterpiece. Yes, I know it looks orange – but that’s ok because the cook is an artist. (Note: The paper containers are there purely for colouring effects, they are English mustard and catsup)
Reminds me of a Rothko:
Democracy means that we choose to have our food battered and not green. No salad here, is that with Swiss on it and do you want gravy? Wheat or sour dough? Upgrade it to supersize.